You've gotta be effin' kidding. I looked at the word count and thought, "hundred more words? No problem!"
Nothing to fill, nothing to add, nothing to rewrite (that usually involves subtracting words for me, not adding).
Argh! Fate! Why do you mock me so?
I've got two meetings today that will carry me through lunch, and then I'm not talking to anyone for the rest of the day. I'm shutting myself off in my room and pounding this keyboard like a chimp cracking on coconuts. Don't poke the monkey, Hoss. Not today. I gots me a word count to crack.