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I am here tonight not to concede, but salute the better man. Certainly we've had our differences since this contest began, but I want you all to know that I stand behind Barack Obama and I hope that . . .
Oh, wait. That's John McCain's concession speech. Here's mine:
Dear Bill: You suck, Mister "one point." I hope you rot in hell.
Um, or something like that. It was an honor just to be nominated. I demand a recount! Aw, I hate losing.